Monday, June 14, 2021

OGRES MC 2021 John Day Spring Run Report

 

Early Arrivals at the Start Gate

After 11 years of OGRES MC sanctioned Runs, and many wonderful Runs, the Club was bound to have a clinker. Well, this one truly is one best forgotten.

On the first day, the Band of OGRES came upon unmarked asphalt paving construction and Krome was the victim of a perfect storm. All the OGRES MC members wish Krome a speedy recovery from the four broken ribs and the broken scapula he incurred.

That evening, Gundy discovered the rear tire of Slick's bike was bald to the point of almost wearing through the base of the tire. A mechanic was found and Gundy and Slick went to Prairie City, the morning of the second day, where the fortunate vendor replaced the tire.

When they returned, the remaining eight riders commenced the second day. It was a pretty nice ride to Burns where we stopped for gas.

The remaining route was the most mind numbing, soul scuttling experience this rider has ever had. Outside of a freeway, this rider has never experienced roads as straight, boring and interminably hellish. One demented member was ebullient about the route but this rider thinks he just likes being contrary. Never again will this rider touch that route again.

Stand by for a new OMC Spring Run route next year.

That's all Grim as to offer.

Enjoy the photos provided by Rip City, the Club Historian, as his contribution is well done and the value immeasurable.



Safety Briefing in Middleton

Lovely and Famous Burnt River Market in Unity

Trying to Get Warm 

Wrapped Up for More

Crash City

Triage

Krome Loaded for Transport to Baker City

41 Feet of Scuff 

Impact Area 

No Signage or Warning Either Direction

Dooley Mountain Road



Taking Care of Business

Debriefing

Krome Waiting for the Doc


Lunch in Baker City

Rowdy

Duke

If Only He Was That Tough

Slick

Rip City

Ice Cream But No Black Berry Cobbler



Checking for Rain

Safety Briefing in John Day


Burns Gas Stop

Gas Stop in Rome After Ride Thru Interminable Hell


Trying to Shake Brain Numbness After Hellishly Straight Roads

Rip City's New Friend in Rome


Thinking About Shooting 





This Run sucked.








Saturday, June 12, 2021

2021 OGRES MC (John Day) Spring Run Relive Report



Special thanks goes out to our OGRES MC historian, Rip City. He again did a great job recording the events and sights of the 2021 OGRES MC Spring Run.  Check out the following links:

Day One:

https://www.relive.cc/view/vQvy1xGpd4v

Day Two:

https://www.relive.cc/view/vmqX2xJNZoO

Friday, June 4, 2021

OGRES MC John Day Spring Run This Coming Friday, June 11th

 


The OGRES MC Spring Run will begin at the Chevron Station at Old Highway 30 and Highway 44 just west of Middleton. 

The Safety Briefing will begin at 7:45 a.m. and the ride will commence promptly at 8:00 a.m.

As of now, the temperatures on the 11th and 12th of June are 71 to 76 degrees with 8 to 11 percent chance of rain.

That is all.

Thursday, May 13, 2021

May 2021 OGRES Motorcycle Club Meeting Report

 


We met at the Fairview Clubhouse, at 6:30, and the rumble from the Harleys was an exciting noise.  Sadly, Rip City decided it was too cold and drove is “blinged” out Super Truck.  One other member did not ride, but his name shall remain as unidentified.  

As we sat to start the meeting, several were not aware that our esteemed President was not going to be in attendance since he was showing a group of highly trained police officers in Plano, Texas how to hold and shoot a gun.  Several members almost shed tears since it was the first time in anyone’s memory that our much-loved President would not be there to lead us.

However, the VP and the scary Sergeant at Arms, calmed fears and began the meeting.  Members talked about cars, cycles, knives, and recent events, and then we got down to business.  

Someone, not the VP, suggested that we get into and “dial in” an event for the summer, apart from our normal rides.  A Super Ride!  It was decided that since most of the members, except Gundy and G-Man, had never been over Logan Pass and even seen Glacier National Park, that that should be the objective.  This ride interest even surpassed a coast ride or a Redwood ride.  It would take some planning and as we discussed dates other than our normal rides as scheduled, we found no time on anyone’s calendar, where we would all be free at the same time to make this ride.  

Then, almost by divine providence, someone suggested that we already had a three-day ride scheduled in the heart of the summer, where everyone was free to make the trip.  Then, frowns were seen as we knew our missing President would in no way miss his time in Orofino at the Rivers Edge Motel.  Then, a miracle occurred, and Gundy suggested that the best route could still have us there the same night that we all had reservations.  And, after further discussion, and evaluating several route changes, we found that we could do this ride, and stay in Orofino, and ride over LoLo Pass as well.  Excellent!!!  Then Gundy suggested… why not leave day one and see if we could all get reservations at Powell, Idaho, (Lochsaw Lodge) where we usually enjoy marvelous meals.  Another great idea for Wednesday night, the first night of the ride.  So, the ride was suggested, leaving only the details of the Thursday night motel.  Of course, we would have to cancel our Salmon motel, if everyone agreed, even our President.  Then we voted on this and all decided it was a great plan.  

Then it was left for someone to discuss this with our fearless leader, the one with the guns, knives, and outlaw experience.  Not surprisingly…no one, and I mean no one, wanted to suggest this to him, in fear of ridicule, mockery, and losing one’s membership to this heralded and hard to get into club.   So, after much discussion and deliberation, it was suggested that the VP break this news to him and see if there might be any way he might consider this one-time Super Ride event.  Gundy and G-Man, having ridden this way several times each, would endeavor to create some mapping to make sure that no more than 325 miles would be ridden each day, to allow Maximum Fun with other club members.  And, if Smooth can come, we could have the perfect refreshment truck for any stop we might car to make!!!

Finally, after leaving the clubhouse, all wandered over to the Sockeye grill for a fabulous evening dinner and more fun visiting and roasting those not present.  And they know who they are…Grim, Smooth and Slick!  Bunch of Wienies!  But we missed them anyway.  And, as usual, many members had salmon, some had pasta, and one had a real interesting plate, that included real, real, real crispy french fries.  So crispy, that he did not even eat them all.  

We adjourned, walked back to the clubhouse, and it was the perfect warm night to ride home.  And all were still wondering who might have the courage to suggest the Super Summer Ride to the very much missed, President. 


Written by G-Man, OMC Vice President



Sunday, May 2, 2021

Upcoming OGRES MC Meeting Thursday May 6 at 6:30 PM

 


The mandatory OGRES Motorcycle Club May Meeting is this coming Thursday at 6:30 p.m. It will commence at the Fairview Clubhouse for a short meeting and then dinner.

See you there!

Monday, March 8, 2021

Ordering Your Custom OGRES MC WE Banter Knife

 




Since this knife is already discounted, there is no upside to ordering in bulk. 

Hence each OMC member will be responsible for order their own custom OGRES Banter knife.

Here is the link and the steps to order:





Click on the box next to "Customize your knife + $14.99.

At "Engraving Location" choose:  Blade (Front)

At "Engraving font choose: Courier

In the "text" box type   OGRES MC   in all capital letters

Finally click on "Add To Cart"




This may be our best OGRES MC exclusive yet.



Saturday, March 6, 2021

OGRES MC March 2021 Meeting Report

 

Bomber, Rowdy, G-Man, Gundy, Krome, Grim, Smooth, Duke and Rip City

The intrepid members of the OGRES Motorcycle Club met at the Sugarberry Clubhouse on the appointed date and time. Members present: Rip City, Duke, Smooth, Grim, Krome, Gundy, G-Man, Rowdy and Bomber. Member absent: Slick.



Duke, Grim, Rowdy, Krome and G-Man were on their bikes. Gundy was unable to ride due to his recovery and Rip City's Indian is in storage due to his current luxurious living arrangements. 

The Flying Pie pizza arrived just in time as the members were getting restless. It didn't take long for the pizza to disappear. Thanks to Bomber for supplying the drinks and for hosting the meeting.

Members discussed the three upcoming sanctioned OGRES MC rides this summer. Each ride was reviewed especially mentioning the somewhat challenging hostel arrangements. Members were encouraged to call back often for cancellations at the Best Western in Orofino. 




It was voted that all members order WE "Banter" knives as pictured above. This is a very high quality knife with 3 inch blade. It is also very light and compact in the pocket. Grim owns one and it is his favorite EDC. The knife is $125 engraved with OGRES MC. Grim is looking into the details at this time and will send out ordering instructions on this coming Monday.

The meeting was adjourned while Smooth conducted an impromptu sale of motorcycle protective gear.

Grim will endeavor to curb his whining at the next meeting. Grim apologizes.



Friday, February 26, 2021

OGRES MC March Meeting Thursday March 4 at 6:30 p.m. at Sugarberry Clubhouse


 

The next OGRES MC meeting is this coming Thursday, March 4, at 6:30 p.m. It will be held at the Sugarberry Clubhouse (Bomber's crib).

That is all. Over.

Saturday, February 20, 2021

2021 OGRES MC Night with Spouses Report from Louies



OGRES MC members and spouses gathered at the appointed place and time in lovely Meridian, Idaho. 

Members present: Rip City, Gundy, Bomber, G-Man, Grim, Smooth and Rowdy. 

Members absent: Duke, Slick and Krome.

First of all, apologies for the super tiny room. We made a strategic error, in hindsight, by updating our party from 20 people to 14 people. It allowed Louies to stash us in the tiny room. Too close and too noisy. if Grim had not been distracted, he would have made them move us. Oh well.

Nonetheless, it was a nice time to be able to visit and eat some nice food. The service wasn't too bad but also wasn't real great. Bomber's pizza snafu just seemed to go downhill. Bomber had more leftovers for later.

It was fun hearing stories about peoples misadventures being almost arrested. Including a near scare with felony theatre bubble blowing. 

We will have a discussion at the March meeting about future venues for this activity. 

Monday, February 15, 2021

OGRES MC Night Out with Spouses This Coming Friday at 6:30 p.m. at Louie's

 


The upcoming OMC Night Out with Spouses will be this Friday, February 19, at 6:30 pm.  The event will be held at :


Louie's Pizza and Restaurant

2500 E. Fairview

Meridian, Idaho


The event will be held in a private room so it should be very nice.


Monday, February 8, 2021

Night Out with OGRES Members and Spouses February 19th at 6:30 p.m.



The upcoming Night Out with Members and Spouses will be on Friday, February 19th, at 6:30 p.m.

Details will follow from the Vice President.

Stay tuned for more from G-Man.



Sunday, January 10, 2021

OGRES MC January 2021 Meeting Report

 


The members of the OGRES MC showed up at the appointed place and time. Rip City barely beat G-Man for the coveted "Last to Arrive" prize. G-Man was able to keep his winning losing streak. Slick was the only member not present.

The meeting was held in Bomber's newly renovated and decorated shop/garage/clubhouse. The surroundings made you feel like you had died and gone to heaven.

The pizza arrived and was quickly demolished along with the lemon cookies (Smooth) and the Krispy Kreme donuts (Bomber). With this bunch, Grim never knows how much to order. Last time there were leftovers galore from three pizzas and this time two pizzas was not enough. Tom Petty sang "Too much is never enough". Grim will follow that anthem in the future. 

The gift exchange started with the rules being outlined by Grim. He only had to call the Rule Person twice to get direction as the event proceeded. The highlight was when Bomber opened the last present and it was a picture of Smooth. This seemed like the peak of narcissism until Smooth went out to his Jeep and retrieved the real present. We laughed and laughed. 

In closing, members were reminded the new calendar for 2021 had been posted to the website and dispersed to members in electronic and written form. Members were highly encouraged to give the face sheet to their spouses so the OMC dates would remain sacred. Members were strongly encouraged to make their reservations early for the OMC Runs as the future is uncertain, at best.

Our next function will be Valentines Day with the spouses on February 19th. The Vice President, G-Man, will announce the arrangement as soon as he makes them.











What mischief is G-Man up to? What a face!

Sunday, January 3, 2021

OGRES Motorcycle Club January Meeting This Coming Thursday January 7th




 

The mandatory OGRES Motorcycle Club January 2021 meeting will be held this coming Thursday on January 7th. The meeting will be held at the Sugarberry Clubhouse in Eagle. The meeting will begin at 6:30 p.m. 

The $50 dues will be collected at this meeting. Bring your money. 

This is also the event for the gift exchange. Bring a gift. The limit for gifts is $150. 

This meeting should be much fun so your attendance will be worthwhile.


Saturday, January 2, 2021

OMC Annual New Years Day Breakfast

 


The faithful members of the OGRES Motorcycle Club met at the appointed place and time. Even though the Prez was about 10 minutes early, he was preceded by Rip City, Bomber, Rowdy and G-Man. Yes, G-Man. Rowdy and G-Man had accompanied Bomber in his '57 Chevy BelAir. Slick, Gundy and Duke arrived shortly thereafter. Krome and Smooth never showed their faces.

Gundy was the only OMC member brave enough to ride his motorcycle. He wasn't even shivering as he peeled off his gear.

The attending members seemed to have a great time with conversations ranging from firearms to politics to pandemics. Many important topics were covered but will not be passed on here.

Next event is the OMC mandatory January meeting on January 7th at the Sugarberry Clubhouse. The formal announcement will me posted tomorrow.


Saturday, December 26, 2020

Annual OGRES MC New Years Day Breakfast at 9 a.m.

 


The Annual OGRES Motorcycle Club New Years Day Breakfast will be held on January 1, 2021 at the Original Sunrise Cafe at 6767 West Fairview in Boise, Idaho. The OMC members will gather at 9 a.m. 

This is a NO GUEST function.

See all y'all there.

Tuesday, November 10, 2020

OGRES Motorcycle Club November 2020 Meeting Report

 

Unknown - Masked OGRES Members

The OGRES MC November 2020 meeting was held at the appointed time and place. Members present: All were wearing masks so it is unknown who attended. Members absent: Unknown due to masks.

After the opening and reacquainting conversations and diatribes, Grim opened a discussion about the current guest policy. After a brief recap of the history of the OGRES MC, Grim proposed an amended guest policy. 

Grim proposed that the OMC sanctioned Summer Run be closed to guests and that OMC members be the only participants of this Run. The vote was unanimous to make this change.

The OMC sanctioned Spring and Fall runs will remain open to guests using the criteria applied in the recent past. Members were asked to review the Prospect/Guest protocols and guidelines, in the OMC By-Laws, when considering guests to be invited. All guests still must be approved by the President on a Run by Run basis.

Members were asked to think about an auxiliary Run to take place the first part of August, of 2021, similar to the time of the Yellowstone Run this year. Grim would like a Run that goes north but all options are open.

More topics were discussed but are covered by the OGRES Secrecy Act and cannot be repeated here.

All members went next door, to the Sockeye Grill, and we found seating. We had to sit four at a table and Grim was glad to be at the Children table and not at the Adult Table. The food and company was great although Grim talked way too much about the NBA. Sorry, guys.

Next OGRES event will be our annual New Years Day breakfast on, you guessed it, New Years Day.

Wednesday, November 4, 2020

OGRES MC Meeting Tomorrow November 5 at 6:30 P.M. at Fairview Clubhouse

 


The November OGRES MC meeting will be held tomorrow, November 5, at 6:30 p.m.  The meeting will be held at the Fairview Clubhouse.

We will have a business meeting where many important topics will be discussed and decided upon. Bring your OGRES MC Handbook for easy updates.

We will then walk over to Sockeye Grill for dinner.  Make sure you bring your COVID approved facial accoutrments for meeting and dining purposes.

See you there...

Friday, October 9, 2020

Next OGRES MC Meeting is November 5, 2020 at 6:30 p.m.

Indian Larry

 The next OGRES MC mandatory meeting is November 5th at 6:30 pm. It will be held at the Sugarberry Clubhouse.

This is a very important meeting. Proposed changes to the By-Laws and guest protocols will be discussed along with important topics concerning the 2021 OMC Runs and rides.

That is all...

Monday, September 14, 2020

OGRES MC September 2020 Meeting/Barbecue Report

G-Man, Rowdy, Rip City, Bomber, Smooth, Grim, Gundy and Duke

Sheri, Diane, Stephanie, Brenda, Pat, Jeannelle, Joy and Pam

The September Shindig started at the appointed time at Smooth and Pat's lovely country plantation. The weather was almost ideal and the setting was paradisiacal. 

OMC members present with their spouses: G-Man, Rowdy, Rip City, Bomber, Smooth, Grim, Gundy and Duke. OMC members absent: Slick and Krome.

The evening started with the traditional prerequisite photograph session and an opening prayer. 


Rowdy 

The next order of business was the induction of Rowdy into the OGRES Motorcycle Club by Grim, Duke and G-Man. A vote was previously taken reference Rowdy's status and it was unanimous that Rowdy be offered full membership. It will be great to have Rowdy in the Club. Rowdy's better half, Diane, was also present and we look forward to getting to know her.

At this point, dinner was served and everyone enjoyed the great barbecue pulled pork, sausages, potatoes and salad. G-Man and Rip City were ecstatic when Pat and Smooth brought out the ice cream and cake along with chocolate syrup!

The conversation and company was superb and many also enjoyed tours of the plantation and also interacting with the pet bunny rabbits.

Special thanks to Pat and Smooth for hosting this year's events. It is always a special treat to have the meeting at their lovely and inviting estate. The food was perfect and the setting sublime.


Rowdy's First Official Photo as a Member

The VP's New Plate for his Road Glide Ultra




THE END

Sunday, August 30, 2020

OGRES MC September Meeting/Barbecue (WITH SPOUSES) Moved to September 11th



The Annual OGRES Motorcycle Club September 2020 Barbecue (WITH SPOUSES) will be held on September 11th at Smooth's home. Be there at 6:30 p.m.

The event is on September 11th, NOT September 4th, as previously advertised. 

Please let Grim know if you and your spouse are attending or not so Smooth can plan for the event.