OMC 2013 Summer Run Report

Krome, Rip City, G-Man and Bomber at the Garage Cafe

Bomber, Krome and Rip City at the Owyhee Reservoir

Rip City, Bomber, Big Easy, and Krome at Billingsley Creek Lodge

Krome, Big Easy, Rip City and Bomber at the Gorge

Krome, G-Man, Big Easy, Rip City and Bomber at Galena Summit

Galena Summit

Rip City, Krome, Big Easy and Bomber at Red Fish Lake

The 2013 OMC Summer Run went down on the 19th and 20th of July.  About 541 miles were logged along with maximum fun.  Present:  Big Easy, G-Man, Rip City, Bomber and Krome.  Absent:  Grim, Duke, Zeus and Smooth.

Friday, 19^th 

Met at the Chevron Station at Eagle and State Street.  Fantastic weather !  Those meeting there: G-Man, Bomber, Krome.

Arrived at Notus for Breakfast at the Garage Café, and met up with Rip.  Had a GREAT breakfast, as usual, and could hardly finish it.  Pictures afterward outside, with Rip doing his “BlueMan” impression.  Left at about 9:00 headed west.  

Diverted to Wilder to look at Rip’s childhood home and his Dad’s Pharmacy location.  Decided to head to Adrian, Oregon.  Once there, the morning so beautiful, we decided to head to Owyhee Reservoir.  Relaxed at the top of the dam, and then decided to continue to the marina at the other end.  Not too much there, but with Rip’s luck, we found a future “store” being prepared, and the Ranger offered us free Soda from last years stock.  As it was getting pretty hot out, it tasted pretty good.  

We soaked our vests in the sprinklers and headed back out the way we came, but diverted another way to the main highway, and stopped at the Owyhee Junction store, and snacked.  Getting HOT.  Headed south to just west of Marsing, gassed up and bought some more cold sodas and ice creams.  

Then we headed south as if going to Winnamuca, Nevada.  Pretty soon we hit the Summer Camp road turnoff, leaving 95 and followed it to 78 near Givens Hot Springs.  We rode until we hit Grandview.

Grandview for lunch.  Again, great food and visited for an hour or so in the air-conditioned restaurant.  Left an hour later, and my bike thermometer said 108 degrees in Bruneau, and headed on East on 78 to Hammett.

At Hammett, we knew that Big Easy was in Glenns Ferry waiting for us, and so we got on I-84 for a quick approach.  We met Big Easy and friend Van at the main grocery store, and caught them snoozing.  They had come on the freeway and been waiting for an hour or so.  Soaked our vests in the sink of the bathrooms, and headed on down the road to King Hill.  

Took a Ranch Road Loop there and finally got to Bliss, and dropped down to Hagerman.  On the way, we passed some kids that were messing around and crashed their old pickup into an orchard and really messed up the front end of their pick-up.  As we got to Billingsley Creek Lodge, we saw the police headed their way.  

At Billingsley, they had lost G-Man and Bombers room reservation.  She said the whole town was sold out.  We asked her to call the main motel in town, and they did have a room.  It was really nice.  An hour later Big Easy lead us to the town “swimming hole”, known as Fisher Lake, the old Vardis Fisher homestead.  Water was cold but really crystal clear and refreshing.  Supper at about 8:30 and to bed early.  Not sure if there was a card game or not at Billingsley.

Saturday, 20^th

Breakfast at Billingsley, and the owners invited G-Man and Bomber for free.  It was fantastic as usual, with the fruit and cake, etc.

Headed down the road, just north of Billingsley, quickly up the grade to the top of the bluff, and then a few moments later to  Malad Gorge State Park, to look at the Devils Washbowl from the walking bridge.  Then we headed across the freewa I-84, and due north to Highway 26 east of Bliss, and headed to Gooding, gassed and got munchies, and soaked our vests with a hose at the side of the station. 

Then due north on 46 till we got just east of  Fairfield, then east on 20 till we hit the 75 Junction, and on north to Ketchum.  Munchies again at the Veltex station in town, and then on north to Galena Summit.  

Took some pictures, and a guy drove up and said that a “biker” just rolled off the highway about a mile down from the overlook.  We headed down to see if we could help. He was dazed, and had ridden his dual sport too hard in an inside corner, going to fast passing some cars, and rode off into the brush at the side of the road.  Driver he passed said the bike flipped twice with him rolling with it.  Another driver loaded him into his front seat, with some of his baggage and took him to be checked.  We then pulled his bike out of the hole it was down in. 

Stopped at Redfish Lake Lodge for lunch.  Great tacos and burgers outside and at the lawn tables.  Fun watching people and shooting the breeze…. 

Gas and restrooms at Stanley, lots of traffic.

Stop at Chevron in Garden Valley, more gas, more eats, and more fun…

Quick stop to say good-by at the Horseshoe Bend Chevron, and we then took off over the pass and waved good-by at State Street.  

See all of the Pics by G-Man.

  

Another GREAT ride, even though the weather was really HOT, but the “soaker” vests made it just fine.

By Guest Blogger:  V.P. G-Man

OMC Meeting - Barbecue at Duke's House - September 6 - 6 p.m.

Freedom Riders

The September 6th Meeting will be at Duke's house at 6 p.m.  Duke will be hosting the barbecue and shindig.

This event is for OMC members ONLY and their spouses.  Guests and prospects are not invited.

I will send out Duke's address on a separate e-mail.

http://ogresmc.blogspot.com/

Change in Meeting Place for Beginning of Fall Run This Friday

Joseph, Oregon

Change in plans.  Everyone meet over at the Garage Cafe in Notus at 8 a.m.  There will be no rendezvous before that.  See you there.

OMC Fall Run This Coming Friday August 23 and Saturday August 24

Joseph, Oregon

The OMC Fall Run begins this coming Friday August 23rd.

For those who want to ride together to the Garage Cafe in Notus, we will be leaving the Clubhouse on Fairview at 7:15 a.m. promptly.

Otherwise, the ride begins at the Garage Cafe in Notus at 8:00 a.m.  We will have breakfast there and then be on our way to Joseph, Oregon.  We will be taking backroads and highways through Nyssa, Payette, Baker and LeGrande.

After spending the night at the famous Indian Lodge Motel we will be coming back through Hells Canyon and Cambridge.

More information is available at the OMC wegsite at:

http://www.ogresmotorcycleclub.com/

It promises to be an epic adventure.

Another Choice for OMC Members

2014 Indian Chieftain Faired Hard Bagger

Since all OMC members AND prospects are required to own and ride a motorcycle produced by a North American manufacturer, the choices have increased with the reintroduction of the Indian motorcycle line.  Interestingly enough, Polaris is the money behind the line of Indian Motorcycles as they are for the Victory motorcycles.

Now OMC members and prospects now have three choices of production motorcycles:  Harley-Davidson, Victory or Indian.  You are not a prospect unless you OWN one of the three.

The new Indians look pretty cool and I would like to try the 111 cubic inch engine, blue tooth stereo system and electrically adjustable windshield.  Iconic styling.

One of each brand would work for me if I could afford it.

OMC Summer Run 2013 Report

Rip City and Krome

Rip City, Krome and Bomber 

Really, really crispy

The OMC Summer Run transpired on July 19th and 20th.  Present: Bomber, G-Man, Krome, Rip City and Big Easy.  Absent: Grim, Duke, Zeus and Smooth.

That's all I know as promised reports have not arrived on my desk.

I also would appreciate any photos from the Spring Run and this Summer Run ANYONE might have so I can post them in the photo gallery on the website:

http://www.ogresmotorcycleclub.com/

I am really sorry I missed it.  We will talk about this Run at our November meeting.

What were those "wussy" unauthorized vests I see in the photos !?!?

OMC Fall Run August 23rd and 24th 2013

Joseph, Oregon

The OMC Fall Run is coming up in less than a month.  If you are going, make sure your reservations have been made at the Indian Lodge Motel (541-432-2651).  This run has always been a great adventure.

See the details of the OMC Fall Run at:

http://www.ogresmotorcycleclub.com/

If you haven't made your "one membership ride" for the year, this is the last chance.

2013 OMC Summer Run Friday July 19th and Saturday July 20th

The 2013 OMC Summer Run is this coming Friday July 19th and Saturday July 20th.

The ride begins promptly at the Garage Cafe in Notus at 8 a.m.

Contact the V.P. if you have any questions.

OGRES Challenge Coin and Pins Report

I have worked with this vendor for many years.  Randy, the vendor, has done coins for me and the Police Department.  He also has done pins for the N.B.A. that I ordered through him.  He is the one who vendored the coins I have given the Club:

http://www.sunshinesports.com/

He did receive the pins about ten days ago.  They were not done to the above specs that I insisted upon.  Especially the number 15 that I really wanted to "pop"  It was merely engraved on the front of the pin.  I also did not like the finish.  Randy immediately got with the makers and the new pins are supposed to be in production as we speak.  He sent the incorrect ones to me but I don't want them and will send them back to him.  I am not happy.

The coins are en route to Idaho right now.  Yesterday they were in Tennessee and they are supposed to arrive in Moscow on Saturday.  Randy says he is driving them down to me on Monday.  I am not happy.

Randy says the coin and pin facility has been backed up lengthening the delivery time of the coins and pins.  We ordered the coins on March 15th and the pins on March 18th.  I am not happy.

I will update you as I am able to get more information from Randy.

OMC Meeting July 11 at 6:30 P.M.

REMINDER !  The July meeting will be on July 11 due to Independence Day falling on the first Thursday of the month.  We will meet at the Clubhouse at 6:30 p.m. to ride together to a meeting place yet to be determined.  OGRES challenge coins will be distributed.

OMC Iron Butt Ride 2013

Our intrepid Vice President, G-Man, pulled the trigger and started his solo adventure on June 21st at 5:30 a.m.  He officially was not late since he was the only one riding!  G-Man rode until 1:15 on June 22nd.  His route included Pendleton, Deer Lodge, Dillon and Jerome.

That's 19 hours and 45 minutes on the bike for 1232 miles.  G-Man did stop for a 15 minute lunch break and a 20 minute supper break.  (Hopefully there were some other breaks.)  This set a new record for consecutive miles for G-Man.  A gauntlet has been thrown.  At least to me.

There is that old saying:  If you want to travel far, travel with others.  If you want to travel fast, travel alone.

Nicely done, V.P. !

OMC 2013 Spring Ride Report

President Grim

Ogres and Guests

(L. to R.) Jay, G-Man, Lance, Duke Krome, Chris, Grim, Brennan,
Rip City, Nolan, Smooth, Bomber and Big Easy

The OMC 2013 Spring Run began almost as planned on Friday morning.  Present: Duke, Grim, Rip City, Bomber, Big Easy, Smooth and Krome.  Guests: Jay, Lance, Nolan, Chris and Brennan.  Absent:  Zeus.

The main group left the starting point belatedly after V.P. G-Man finally arrived to get the show on the road. G-man, Rip City, Smooth, Big Easy, Krome, Bomber, Chris and Jay were in the initial group. Club members who are on time (early) are hereby cleared to leave the V.P. behind when the starting time arrives.

The ride to Arco reportedly was uneventful and the group stopped to eat at Pickles in Arco.  I have not received the official group shot by the giant rocking chair as of yet.  One lady at the restaurant did identify the members as the Orgies.  Hopefully they were not demonstrating the name at the time.  As far as I know the first group arrived at the Challis Hot Springs without incident.

Grim, Duke, Lance, Nolan and Brennan left Boise at 1100 hrs.  The late start was due to a business emergency on the part of the guests and a philanthropic mission on the part of the members.  We stopped for gas at Picabo and the President neglected to tell the rest of the guys that lunch was in Arco. Hence, the others had ordered lunch although the Sergeant at Arms had taken this trip before and knew the drill.  However, the President is very flexible and quickly ordered food.  This group continued on through Arco, a quick pit stop in Mackay (where Duke lost his glasses), and on to Challis Hot Springs.

The two groups were united at Challis and friendly jibes and lies were exchanged.  All the rooms were full and after a great meal put on by Pam and Dave, our stomachs were also full.  Shortly after dinner, the pool was soon full of OGRES.  More lies and jibes followed with some rule breaking in the form of tossed rocks.  Or maybe those rocks just dropped out of the heavens.  Yeah, that's it.

Krome, Chris, Smooth, Grim and Rip City soon adjourned to the Octagon for a friendly game of cards. Rip City had two Diet Pepsi bottles in a vain attempt to stay awake so his fellow card players would not have to protect him from himself.  A curfew of 12 midnight was set for the end of the game.  As luck would have it, Rip City did not make it to the witching hour "donating" his chips to the other players.  Pure humility and good manners precludes me from disclosing who the "big" winner turned out to be.

I apologize as I don't know what others activities transpired during the game.  I do know G-Man was present for a little tutoring in the art of card playing so he will be in on the game at Hagerman.  Bring your money, V.P.

The next morning found the club in the pool around 7 a.m.  The fresh water felt grand and it was difficult to get out but breakfast called at 8 a.m.  Kathy had fixed a great coffee cake and hash brown/cheese/meat delight in a pan.  (I can't remember what she called it.....much more grand of a name.)  We left way too much food behind but motorcycles have a weight limit.

The thirteen strong motorcade left the Hot Springs after the obligatory photography session and goodbyes to the staff.  Gretchen, Bob and Lorna were missed by the Club as they were out of town for the duration of our visit.  A short safety briefing preceded our departure.

The sight of the sixteen motorcycles along the way was very cool and we passed a lot of riders going the other way.  Sailing was smooth until the Club ventured upon a scene from Rawhide.  There were cattle along the road between Challis and Clayton and after the bovines were spooked they crossed the road many times amongst the riders.  Everyone made it past the beasts without collision and we rolled in safely to Stanley.  No regrouping was needed as it seemed most of the traffic was uphill and not down.

The Club and guests continued on to Lowman running into only one "bump in the road" where there had been a landslide and the road was down to one lane.  We caught up to the motorcycle that had passed us earlier.  I was pretty sure it was a Yamahaaa as I could smell the rice burning when the couple aboard passed us.

We rolled into Crouch and had to park in various areas because the business parking lots we parked in last year had blocked their parking with chairs and such! Molotov cocktails were in order but glass bottles are hard to find.

Some had barbecue and some did not.  The service was lousy but the ribs were tasty.  It's a good thing we were not in a hurry.  I was disappointed that Rip did not model his foreskin shirt as he has in years past at this juncture in the trip.  Duke...thanks again for lunch.

We loaded back up and continued down to the lowlands.  Our large group had stayed together pretty much the whole way.  I think the lack of the motorcycle rally in Crouch and the Lyle Pearson bicycle race being moved the previous week cut down on the traffic greatly and made for some smooth sailing.

A smooth ride and a great time.  And no one got arrested.  That I know of.

Rip City....thanks for being my wingman.

OMC Spring Run June 7 and 8

Live to Ride

The OMC Spring Run is this coming Friday.  We will be leaving at 8 a.m. sharp from the Chevron station at I-84 and Gowen.  More information can be found at the OMC website:

http://www.ogresmotorcycleclub.com/

Don't forget your $25 for dinner and money for cards.  Rip City has tactical playing cards that can even be used in the pool.

OMC Spring Run June 7 and 8 Update

Challis Hot Springs

The following members have made their reservations at Challis Hot Springs:  G-Man (and guest), Bomber, Smooth, Grim, Rip City, Duke and Krome (and guest). 

The Hot Springs nor I have heard from Zeus or Big Easy.  Please let me know whether or not you will be attending.  I just need a head count so we know the room availability. 

There is one room left along with a smaller room with bunk beds.

Dinner will be fixed that night for us by the Hot Springs Staff.  Bring $25 per person to pay for the meal.  The dinner has always been worth it.  Breakfast is provided as part of your room fee.

There may be some card playing involved. 

OMC May 2 Meeting Report - Surprise !

The OMC May 2nd meeting was held in Kuna at 7 p.m.  Present: G-Man, Krome, Bomber and Grim.  Not present: Big Easy, Rip City, Zeus, Duke and Smooth.

When we rolled into the parking lot at the Peregrine Steak and Spirits, we were surprised to find the restaurant had magically transformed into El Tesoro Mexican Restaurant.  We forged ahead and ordered Mexican food although my mouth was set for a ribeye with a baked potato.  They even came up with an Arnold Palmer (lemonade and ice tea) for Krome.  I thought it should have been called a Lee Trevino.

The official challenge coins and pins have not been delivered as yet.  I will let all know when they get here and the first shot at those will probably be at the OMC Spring Run.

Past, future and possible rides were discussed along with stories (lies) about hunting trips.  A great time was had by all even though Krome experienced a cage driver who tried to share his lane with him on the ride home.

OMC Meeting May 2nd at 7 P.M. in Kuna

The mandatory OMC May 2 meeting will be held at Peregrine Steak and Spirits in Kuna.  The address is 751 West 4th Street.  More information here:

http://www.creeksidekuna.com/

The meeting will begin at 7 p.m.  You can meet everyone at Kuna or the group ride, led by G-Man, will leave the Clubhouse at 6:30 sharp.

I am hoping the coins and the pins will be delivered in time for the meeting.  I am awaiting word from the vendor.

See y'all there.

Make Your Challis Reservations Now !

Challis Hot Springs Spring Run

At the last meeting, the Prez advised the attending members that all the rooms were currently in his name at Challis Hot Springs.  The Prez was fine with this but all members were asked to RSVP with him so that all 7 rooms could be accounted for.  (See the Blog Post of the March 7 Meeting Report.)  As of now, only Duke has RSVPed. 

G-Man sort of RSVPed by asking if he and his brother, Bomber, could have the two bed room on the main floor but I wasn't sure of the commitment.  G-Man...you will want to call and reserve that room ASAP if you want it.

So the Prez called Gretchen today and gave her his and Duke's credit card information to hold their rooms.  All the other rooms are fair game.  There are seven total rooms.  Duke and I have two of the seven.  You do the math.

If you need the information about the OMC Spring Challis run and such, go here:

http://ogresmotorcycleclub.com/events.html

The number for the Challis Hot Springs is (208) 879-4442.

http://www.challishotsprings.com/

I hope everyone can make it.  It is a great ride and destination.

First Ride of the Year

Last night Duke asked me what time we were riding tomorrow.  I immediately put out an e-mail to the Club to get out the troops to ride.

Rip City just had knee surgery earlier in the day (too much prayin'), Krome was on his Street Glide in Oregon with Sonjia, Smooth had changed his e-mail address and G-Man didn't know of the e-mail until I texted him about another Club matter.

After the dust settled...Duke, Smooth, G-Man and myself left the McDonalds at Linder and Chinden around 11 a.m.  We rode through Star, Middleton, Notus, Wilder (Rip City's old stompin' grounds), Homedale and stopped in Marsing for some food.  We pulled up to Caba's restaurant alongside a multitude of Harleys.  On the sidewalk were members of the Iron Cross Warriors, the Iron Warriors and other sundry bikers.  We faced off with the other Clubs and a rumble almost broke out.  In fact, an Iron Warrior from Bridgeport, Connecticut almost talked us to death and we barely got out of there because he wouldn't shut up regaling us about the wonders of this and that.

The upshot was that Caba's has closed their restaurant and turned the whole space into a bar that also allows smoking.  Not where we wanted to be.  We went next door to a new restaurant that said Pizza on the building.  Turns out more than pizza is served and we had a meal better than any I have had at Caba's.

We climbed back aboard our bikes and one of the OGRES grew lace panties and headed straight home to make peace with his wife since he had deserted her during the cleaning of the garage.  I am not going to mention any name.

Duke, Smooth and I headed to Walter's Ferry on the south side of the river and then rode through Kuna where we stopped for much needed dipped ice cream cones at the Arctic Circle.

Reluctantly, we all headed home after that.  No ride is ever long enough.

Yeah, I know.

Iron Butt 2013 June 28 and 29

The details of the ride have been added to the Events section of the OGRES MC website:

http://www.ogresmotorcycleclub.com/events.html

Upcoming Attraction

This is the artwork for the proposed OGRES limited edition pin.  The artist's rendering show it to be quite shiny but the finish will actually be a very tough looking antique finish very similar to this pin:

The pins will be only $5 a piece.  Krome is fronting the money for the pins.  Hopefully they will be here by the May meeting on the 2nd.

OMC March 7 Meeting Report

Bomber and Babe

The meeting of the OGRES Motorcycle (and Gun) Club was brought to order (or a semblance thereof) at about 1900 hrs.  Present: Big Easy, Bomber, Rip City, Krome, Smooth, G-Man and Grim.  Not present: Duke and Zeus.

I was reminded, through experience, that two thin crust Super Supreme pizzas are not enough for the OGRES gatherings.  I will bring more next time.

Several members had brought along their personal samples of the "Bane of Barack" and they were inspected by the members for worthiness.  G-Man had brought his new black rifle sans sights, ammo, or any accoutrements.  It fits his personality that he purchased a fixer upper.  A solid foundation however.

G-Man called a motion to talk about motorcycles.

The Club then made a group call to Billingsley Creek Lodge to make accommodations for the Summer Run.  Turns out the family who had reserved a bunch of the rooms had vacated their reservation.  Many reservations were made by the members but there were a couple of rooms left if you are still bereft of housing for that evening.  More information can be found about the Summer Run at the official OMC website:

http://www.ogresmotorcycleclub.com/events.html

G-Man called a motion to talk about motorcycles.

A group call was then made to the Indian Lodge Motel in Joseph, Oregon concerning rooms for the Fall Run.  Grim had already made a reservation and Krome found out his reservation had not "stuck".  Many members made reservations on the spot with G-Man getting a room with two beds for himself and Bomber.  (G-Man doesn't like to sleep alone.  Okay, really it is because he is so "tight" when he blinks his feet lift off the ground).  If you have not made your reservations for the Fall Run, you may want to call.  More information about the Fall Run can be found at the official OMC website:

http://www.ogresmotorcycleclub.com/events.html

G-Man called a motion to talk about motorcycles.

A call was also put into Gretchen at the Challis Hot Springs reference accommodations for the Spring Run.  The seven rooms for the bed/breakfast are reserved for the OGRES.   The rooms are being held in Grim's name.  You don't need to call your credit card into Gretchen BUT you do need to RSVP with Grim to ensure you have a room.  G-Man and Bomber have already (you guessed it) put dibs on the room with two beds.  More information about the Spring Run can be found at the official OMC website:

http://www.ogresmotorcycleclub.com/events.html

G-Man called a motion to talk about motorcycles.

There was discussion about the challenge coin.  A separate post will be coming out soon reference the status of the OMC challenge coin.  Grim forgot to make the customary challenge at the meeting.  Dang it !

All members are in good standing with dues paid in full.  The next meeting is on May 2, 2013.  The time and place will be announced in the near future.  I am sure we will be riding to the Garage Cafe or a similar eating establishment.  More information can be found at the official OMC website at:

http://www.ogresmotorcycleclub.com/events.html

You may have noticed the official OMC website was mentioned a couple of times in this report.  Several members had mentioned to me they had never been to the website and didn't know how to get to it.  Just google Ogres Motorcycle Club and it will come up in the findings.  Or click on any of the above links.  Your dues are paying for the website so you might as well enjoy the information contained at the website.  It also has a photo gallery of all the OGRES adventures.

G-Man showed us a picture of a weathered sign as an example of how an OGRES sign could be made for the Clubhouse.  He is going to look into this project sooner.  The members would share the cost of having the sign fabricated.

In the words of Damien Blade, "Ride hard or stay home."

OMC Meeting Thursday March 7th at 7 p.m.

Scooterville

The next OMC Meeting is this coming Thursday March 7th at 7 p.m.  The meeting will be held at the Clubhouse on Fairview.  Pizza and soda will be served.  Patches and such will be available.   Hopefully the weather will cooperate so members will be able to ride their scooters.

Yeah, I know.  Only one of us has a real scooter.  Thankfully.

Prospect Qualification Reminder

Harley Davidson Street Glide

Victory Cross Country

According to the OMC By-Laws, OMC prospects must CURRENTLY own a motorcycle manufactured by a North American owned company.  Simply stated the prospect must own a Harley-Davidson or Victory motorcycle.   I am belaboring this point to keep from wasting anyone's time with a prospect that does not meet the above criteria.  We do have one member that is grandfathered in exception to this requirement but only with his current bike.  No more exceptions will be made.

OGRES Challenge Coin Update

Front

Back

I checked with the vendor about the cost of ordering different quantities.  The cost of ordering 25 is more than if we ordered fifty.  The manufacturer asks a surcharge of $6 a coin for any quantities under 50.  They charge this due to the cost of changing out the massive dies and equipment when setting up for a new order.

Hence, the quantity of 50 would be the least we would want to order.  What I heard at the January meeting was everyone was pretty much happy with the challenge coins we were using and this was more a "nice to have" and not a "need to have".

I am good with that as I like the coin(s) we are currently using also but I wanted to throw this out for y'all to think about for the OMC meeting on March 7th.

Sorry I missed you for the Stampede game.  I was stuck in the airport at SLC waiting for a plane to come in from Denver for my last leg to Boise.  I know I missed a really great time.

Yeah, I know.

Stampede Basketball in the OGRE'S Backyard

Rip City:  Guest Blogger

(Disclaimer:  This blog post was entirely created and written by Rip City of Yamaha Fame.  The usual blogger, Grim, takes no responsibility or credit for the following content.)

A typical wonderful  gathering of the OGRES.  Again the Duke comes through with an opportunity to be enjoyed.  He bought an auction item being  the pent-house suite at the Century Link Arena.  It came complete with food and drink, personal services and even a few lovely ladies (spouses).

  

One the way there...rumblings of:  Where?...Isn’t that Taco Bell Arena...Where do we get the tickets?...Where’s the best place to park?...Who is this guy and where do we see him to get the tickets.  Your name sir?  Mayes Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm Me Mayes...We have no tickets for a Mayes….Retort! Nicolayson#$*!  Oh...Mr. Nicolayson...Well Mr. Mayes here are your tickets to Suite 107.  I look at my wife to confirm that I am a big guy ‘cause I know the Duke.  There inside waiting just like a father figure was the Duke.  One by one OGRES rolled in:  some came stag...others came with their Ogrette (soon to get nicknames). Where’s our leader?

He’s on his way!  G-Man and Cherri;  Smooth and Pat, Bomber flew in solo, Big Easy and Kay, Krome and Sonja,  Rip and Stephanie  made up an OGRES quorum.  Where’s Grim?  He’s flying in from Salt Lake, he’s coming.  Meanwhile: meat balls, hot wings , veggies, beverages galore.  Hey has the game started?

What game?  Mmmmmmm    “Rip hand me those binoculars”.  I think he is looking at the cheerleaders!  He is looking at the cheerleaders.   Hey hand those back I want to see the game.  Yeah sure both teams are taking a time out.  No I am just looking for people I know.   Down on the court?

Hey where in the heck is Grim??????    Duke finally comes clean.  Guys the man is delayed en route and will not make it!  OGRES groan together Rip says, "Hey pass the meatballs!"  Smooth is piling up the quadruple chocolate on chocolate, chocolate dessert masterpiece.    Big Easy is in a fog…what game?  Krome and Sonja (hard core basketball fans ) watch the whole 3 hours of basketball, while inviting Rip & Co. to dinner as Big Easy talks with the ladies and wolfs down the leftovers.   G-Man planned rides and made excuses for riding on bald tires.  Bomber missed his squeeze but mostly polished off the beverages  and drowned his sorrows for not being the president’s perfect OGRES pet.  CAUSE HE MISSED THE LAST MEETING!  I say Bomber it feels good doesn’t to be a little radical!  He agrees and says,  “ Next ride I am going to ride my SUZUKI!   I’ll show Mr. Grim just how bad I can be.  Of Course RIP Yamaha loves company. 

Ladies start to flock together .  Who knows what they are talking about.  But it is serious cause not even Big Easy can get their attention.  That’s big cause Big Easy can tell a story to an auctioneer while he is working!  Duke’s squeeze stayed home cause she wanted some time alone not to talk Boy Scouts.  Duke said she was packing to leave the next day.  OGRES ask?  R U goen widr.

Buzzer!!!!!!!!!!  Fire Alarm?  No you idiot the game is over!  Game……………………….? Oh yeah they’re sure not very good.  I think the cheer leaders could beat those guys.   Smooth by now has all the chocolate desserts piled high to snarf up and take home.  Is the only food this guy gets at OGRES events or is it cause Hostess is going out of business and he is low on his meds?

Wow!  Duke thanks.  When’s  the next Taco Bell event?  Oh hey let’s save that meatball for Grim!  

By Rip City

OMC January 3rd Meeting Report

Bomber Missed His First OMC Event but I Wouldn't Mention It

The OMC January 3rd Meeting was held at the Clubhouse A at 7 p.m.  Present: Duke, Smooth, Krome, Grim, G-Man and Rip City.  Absent: Bomber (excused), Zeus (excused)  and Big Easy (unexcused, although Big Easy said he was bringing an alleged prospect).  Quiz:  Who is flakier ?.....G-Man, Big Easy, Krome or me....Never mind.

The three OMC sanctioned runs were reviewed and discussed.  Members in good standing were reminded that at least one run per year must be COMPLETED to maintain good standing in the Club.  Members in good standing were also reminded that 5 of the 6 meetings must be attended every year, unless excused, to maintain good standing in the Club.  One unexcused absence per year is the limit.

Krome has to do at least two runs this year to get off probation for missing all runs last year.  He said he is riding all three...!!!  That's why Krome is so Kool.

The yearly $25 dollar dues were paid by all except Bomber and Big Easy.  If you don't know my address to send the payment by January 30th, let me know and I will send the Sergeant at Arms to collect.  Or contact me and I will send you the address.

The meeting quiz was for G-Man to try to figure out why the number 15 is the OMC's official number. Many clues were wasted before we gave up and just told him.  I think having his rice burner in the Clubhouse upset the aura and Harley spirits usually present therefore affecting his brain.  Okay...maybe not.

Many new "15" patches were grabbed up.  Remember they can be worn "undercover" on other vests to represent quietly when preferred.  This patch is required for your official cut(s).  Remember also the only patch that can be on the center back or upper back of the cut is the main club crown patch.  Any questions, check out the OMC Club Charter on the official OMC website.

Huge and grateful kudos for Duke for fronting the money to be able to purchase all the OGRES patches.  We would not have a Club at all without Duke's generosity.  He is a fine and treasured friend.

The Duke is also the only person, not a cop, who is an honorary member of the Boise Police Association.  Thanks Duke.

Yeah...we have an Official OMC Website with information on all the Runs and meetings:

 http://www.ogresmotorcycleclub.com/

Is this report long enough...?

A long awaited 1000 mile Iron Butt Run was set for June 28th and 29th.  This ride is an extra ride and does not take the place of any of the other three runs needed to maintain good standing in the OMC.  It is open to anybody or everybody invited by an OMC member in good standing.  I sorta was scared of this ride the first year but it has easily turned into one of my favorite rides.  I love this ride.  Rip City is great entertainment during the stretch by the Tri Cities.  I just hope that cute chick who thought I was John Travolta from "Wild Pigs" is at the convenience store in Missoula again.  She is so perceptive.

Lastly, Rip City brought his tech envy instrument and everyone fondled it.  Hey, it was a rifle.  Nice.  Daniel Defense's best.  Bought just in time before "Barack Goes Bonkers".  Soon to come out as a movie.

Then G-Man did some car sales but that's another blog entry.

I am sure more important philosophical wisdom and witty entendre was exchanged but if you weren't there you missed out because some genius cannot be reconstructed.

The funniest stuff was when Rip City was the only one to not answer the challenge coin challenge.  The upcoming beverages he is buying will taste especially good.

If I did not offend at least one member in doing this report, maybe Rip City can make up for it in his upcoming report on the OGRES Night at the Idaho Stampede coming your way soon.

Brian Guthrie and Alex Klokke are no longer prospects for the OGRES MC.  They can be invited for any of the runs or rides but are not welcome at the meetings.  Alex will be reconsidered when he actually buys a Harley.  Brian has basically removed himself from consideration by his absence and silence.

Was this report long enough ?  I needed one more sentence to break the Guinnesss Book of Records for the longest OMC Meeting Report.  Or maybe I drank the most Guinness to be able to write this report.

Yeah, I know.  Holy crap, Frank.

Iron Butt 2013 June 28 and 29

Iron Butt 2010

Yes, it's true.  We haven't had a 1000 mile Iron Butt ride since 2010 (see picture) on the traditional route designed by G-Man eons ago.

Hence, there will be an 1000 mile Iron Butt Ride on June 28 and 29.  The ride will start at the Chevron at Gowen/I-84 at 0600 hrs. (6 a.m.).  Promptly. 

This is not an OMC sanctioned ride nor does it take the place of the three OMC sanctioned rides.  Anybody and everybody is welcome.

The route is Boise - Pocatello - Idaho Falls - Missoula - Kellogg - Spokane - Ritzville - Tri Cities - Pendleton.  This loop is 1013 miles.  The entire ride is on the freeway but it is a very nice ride once we get past Idaho Falls. 

If you have an alternate route, bring your idea to the March meeting for discussion.

We will spend the night in Pendleton.  If you want to make reservations, you need to do this individually.

The second day will be a leisurely ride back through the Blue Mountains along the backroads.  Very nice.  We usually leave Pendleton about 0900 hrs. (9 a.m.).

Summer Ride Lodging Alert

The OMC sanctioned summer ride is July 19th and 20th.  Rip City and I called Billingsley Creek Lodge for our reservations and found out there is limited space at the Lodge for the evening of the 19th.  There are families reserved to stay in the old motel part and so only the cabins are available.  Rip and I have already made our reservations.  As of this writing, there were three cabins left.  I would grab one.  If they run out, you will need to make your reservation at the Hagerman Valley Inn.  More info:

http://billingsleycreeklodge.com/Billingsley_Creek_Lodge_and_Retreat/Welcome.html

http://www.ogresmotorcycleclub.com/events.html

They will NOT let you pitch a tent at the Lodge.  There is a campground a mile away if you want to do that.

Call Grim if you have any questions.

OGRES Night at the Idaho Stampede January 11th

It's OGRES night at the Idaho Stampede at CenturyLink Arena in downtown Boise.  The game is at 7 p.m. on Friday January 11th.  All OGRES members and their spouses are invited.  Maximum fun.  RSVP with the Duke.

Meeting Today January 3 at 7 PM

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Our first mandatory OMC meeting on 2013 will be today on January 3rd.  It will be held at the Clubhouse at 7 p.m.  All members in good standing and prospects are invited.  Guests are not welcome.

Come hungry as there will be food and drink.

Please bring your yearly dues of $25 to the meeting.  There is also a new "must have" patch for everyone to acquire for their cut.  These are $10 each.  Complete patch sets for cuts are now $65.  The new "15" patch is included in that price.  I will bring all patches to the meeting.

We will also be discussing a possible new challenge coin (shown above).  There are other topics on the table 

If you can't make it, make sure you let on of the primary officers know.

We have many maximum fun things to hash over.